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Communist:The Real Enemy of India

गुजराल – पैदाइशी कम्युनिष्ट जो कांग्रेस में गया और फिर जनता दल में .. 1996 में जब देवेगौड़ा प्रधानमंत्री थे तब कम्युनिष्टों की पसंद IK Gujral को विदेश मंत्री बनाया और तबसे ही इसने भारत के विदेश मामलों को ख़राब करना चालू कर दिया !!

इसके काल में भारत पाकिस्तान से आगे की सोच ही नहीं पाया .. फिर जब ये प्रधानमंत्री बना तो इसने पाकिस्तान के साथ उस समझौते को किया जिसमे लिखा था कि भारत अपने सारे केमिकल हथियार ख़त्म कर देगा

जबकि इसके PM बनने के पहले भारत कहता आया था कि उसके पास केमिकल हथियार हैं ही नहीं .. मतलब इस गुजराल ने विश्व में ये साबित करवाया की भारत झूठ बोलता रहा है .. एक और काम जो इसने किया वो ये कि इसने भारत के PMO से ख़ुफ़िया विभाग और RAW का पाकिस्तान डेस्क खत्म कर दिया .

August 1997 में अमेरिका में पाकिस्तान के PM से मुलाकात होते ही वहीँ से इसने आदेश किया की इसके भारत लौटने तक RAW का पाकिस्तान डेस्क ख़त्म होना चाहिए … इसके बाद इस दौरान भारत के पाकिस्तान, अफगानिस्तान, सऊदी, कुवैत, यमन, UAE आदि जगहों पर स्थित १०० के ऊपर एजेंट मारे गए .

एक हफ्ते में सारा खुफिया विभाग ध्वस्त हो गया और RAW नेस्तनाबूद हो गई .. पूरा का पूरा ख़ुफ़िया ढाँचा नेस्तनाबूद हो गया पाकिस्तान से लेकर फिलिस्तीन तक ….

उसका नतीजा ये हुआ कि भारत को OIC इलाके में उसके खिलाफ हो रहे षडयंत्रो का पता ही नहीं चलता था … भारत में 1997 से लेकर 2001 तक का समय बेहद कठिन रहा, भारत बिना किसी ख़ुफ़िया जानकारी के रहा और कोई ऐसा महीना नहीं गया जब भारत में बम विस्फोट से लेकर सीमा पर छिटपुट आतंकी हमले न हुए

1998 में वाजपेयी सरकार आई और 1999 में कारगिल हुआ, ख़ुफ़िया फेलियर पर खूब कोसा गया सरकार को लेकिन कम्युनिष्ट मीडिया ने गुजराल डोक्टराइन नामक उस बेहूदे कागज़ के पुलिन्दे को गोल कर गई जिसको उसको लेकर कम्युनिष्टों को अभी मुहब्बत है क्योंकि उसमे भारत की नाकामी है

भारत के ख़ुफ़िया विभाग को ख़त्म करके और RAW को नेस्तनाबूक करके, उसके लोगिस्टिक को बर्बाद और एजेंटों के खात्मे के बाद हाल बहुत खराब हो गया … Indian Airline का हाईजैक होकर कंधार जाना, संसद भवन हमला, कोइम्बटूर हमला, अक्षरधाम, लाल किला हमला आदि होता गया

भारत सरकार पूरे 3 वर्ष तक कुछ जान ही नहीं पाई ख़ुफ़िया से … अटल सरकार ने आने के कुछ महीने में ही फिर से RAW का पाकिस्तान डेस्क और इंटेलिजेंस का OIC विंग चालू किया था जिसको भारत में ही खड़ा करने में 2002 तक का समय लग गया .

फिर उसका विदेशों में एजेंट बनाना आदि करते करते 2004 में अटल सरकार चली गई … लोगों को अक्सर कारगिल और IC814 के हाईजैक को लेकर अटल सरकार पर हमला करते पाया जाता है लेकिन गुजराल के कारनामे ने भारत का जो नुक्सान कराया उस पर कभी बात ही नहीं हुई ….! धन्यवाद !

We want everything in 5yrs…

Modi has to get 282 to become PM. Rahul can become PM even at 120

Modi has to remove RTE, kill anti Hindu discrimination, and destroy judicial apartheid, to get Hindu votes. Rahul gets Hindu votes by going to five temples.

Modi has to manage NPAs, make the GDP growth rate touch 8.5%, and implement GST perfectly to become PM. While Rahul Gandhi can have Indian economy be managed by Chidambaram.

Modi has to end TB By 2022, bring short time Ayushman Bharat, bring about Mission Indradhanush and open AIIMS in all states, to become PM. Rahul can simply connect all MRIs for this.

Modi has to stop Bangladeshi, Rohingya infiltration, throw back those already here, and implement Citizen Registry. Rahul has to understand that Rohingyas exist

In short, for evil things to happen, no one has to do anything (because, Entropy). But, for good things to happen, we need to actually work and get shit done

To be briefer, #FuckNOTA

Reading :Linkup the Dots!

This dot represents an idea.

A line between dots represents a connection between ideas.

Reading books gives your brain more dots to work with.

Then, it helps you connect these dots.

The more connections you have, the more you understand the world around you.

Keep connecting the dots.

Keep reading books.

Yes, I am Corruption !🤔

It’s me. I am the reason for corruption in India

Day 1 – I was caught by a police for not having helmet. I managed him by giving 300 rupees. I did not understand that helmet is for my safety.

Day 2 – I need income certificate. So I went to a government office to issue an income certificate. They said that It will take few days as they have many applications. I gave them 1000 rupees and got my certificate in one day.

Day 3 – I went to link my aadhar card to Mobile number. The queue was very huge. As I hate waiting, I gave peon a 500 rupee note to get the thing done for me in minutes.

Day 4 – I prefer throwing waste on road but I keep my room very tidy.


As long as I am like this, corruption exists in India. I need to change to see the change

*Content Curation :  quota.com , Facebook.com , Google images

 

You Can Be Banned !!

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I am #Banned  on   OLX  !!

(OLX – A Platform to sell old/used goods).

I tried to sell the last 2 biscuits in my Hide&Seek packet

(I included the picture along with the title, “Delicious yummy last 2 biscuits”).

This should have irked them.

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(It is 100%True , Practiced by Me)

Pseudosecular Insect

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#Sarscam #GreenChiliTadka

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The most #Secular flower of India #Merygold blooms in at my home!

Saffron flower & Green leaves to maintain #secular fabric of India.

But two #Pseudosecular insect 🐛make shelter in the #saffron body!

But I can’t remove them!
Bcoz my #tolerant mind stop me to do this!
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Super Hero:The Real Man

Today I saw a trailer with Mr.Ambitab Bachan with his unique voice saying that America has superman, batman and spiderman but India has Padman.

hope you know who he is. If not, meet Mr.Arunachalam Muruganatham.

Born and brought up in Coimbatore, Tamilnadu,India. He lost his father at teenage, he dropped out of school and started to work in machine lathes, welding and small sort of works. Years passed….

With the background of poor average family, at one stage he got married too. One day he found his Mrs was hiding one waste cloth behind her and tried to avoid his eye contact. Curiously, Mr.Muruganatham found that his wife was using waste cloth as sanitary pads on her menstrual days. And the following conversation tooks place,

Mr: “why you are using this cloth?? Rather than using sanitary pads, which is available in stores?”

Mrs: “we can’t afford that and it’s none of your business.”

At that time, he decided to make a sanitary pad for his wife, he did that within 48 hours and he got immediate compliment from Mrs.Muruganatham that, it was worse than the waste cloth.

Mr.Muruganatham didn’t give up. He started to think and spend time in this and made some of his own sanitary pads and waited for results. Results didn’t come properly but at one stage he got divorce letter from his wife ( that’s his first valuable compliment as he said in some interviews) P.C – Al Jazeera news.

After Mrs.Muruganantham and her children went from Mr.Muruganantham. he fully dedicated his time into making a sanitary pad by turning himself with artificial uterus. After 4+ years of works with cotton he finally designed 3 machines which produces a world class sanitary pad with quality more than the marketed ones and with the half of the price.

Yes, Mr.Arunachalam muruganatham is the pad man.

With the knowledge of what the society needs, He patented his innovation and doesn’t give it into corporate hands. Instead, Mr.Muruganantham’s words are,

I am doing as a social cause”

“I am giving the machine to the rural India”

“I am going to create a million employment for rural women”

“I am going to make the figure of sanitary pad using women into 100%

With lots of hurdles he faced, finally he succeeded in what he was determined to. Counting numbers of his interviews with world famous peoples and stages with awards. More than 100+ countries acknowledged his innovation. Staying true to his words he gave employment opportunities to rural women.

Mr.Muruganantham Arunachalam – The first man to wear a sanitary napkin and the best person in India.

P.C- Google, YouTube., Wikipedia

 

Humour : Reviews Online🏄😸😀

Legendary hilarious reviews award goes to “HIFIMAN HE1000 Setero Wired Headphones worth INR ₹2,19,990 only

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Caution : Hilariously funny reviews ahead

Healing miracle:

Life savior:

did you hear sound? yes that was this 😉 :

Beyond the bounds:

I can notice apple sales graph down , now kidneys are selling for HIFIMAN

Last but not least:

PS: Reading this question subjected to personal risk, and i am not responsible for any injuries while laughing.

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some of the funniest sign boards found only in India❗

 

 

 

 

 

In Hindi “TATTI” means poop.


Update: I didn’t know I had these on my facebook album. But, all of them are unique and fun. Here you go –

Nothing is permanent? Seems legit.


This is the cause of inflation.


I’ll become truck when I grow up.


Text: “चोर बनिये की दुकान” – “Thief Baniye’s(Baniya is one of the castes in India) shop”.


Here is the whole text written translation(Cell phone number is in words for security reasons)-

Cold water, newspaper and phone services are free for traveling in this auto rickshaw.

10% discount for senior citizens.

The guest is God

Get the auto rickshaw from home – Nine Two One Two Two Five Nine Seven Five Seven
Six Four Five One One One Nine Eight

Honored by the Honorable Minister of Transport Auto Rickshaw Driver.


Only in India.


Here is the translation:

In red color: “50 bucks fine on vomiting”

Rest of the text:

“Waiter’s service charge will be separate.

protect your own belongings.

Canteen’s people and waiter….”


I am not a big fan of soft drinks after seeing this.


Anything is possible in India if you have money.


I am not sure how to translate this one. But it goes something like this: “Life’s screwed, still boasting”


Translation: “Please do not share the knowledge here. Here are all knowledgable.”


Translation:
“Note:-
5 bucks for address enquiry.
And 10 bucks for taking you to the place”


Indian version of volvo maybe.


Why am I not surprised by this milestone?


Am I missing something here?


Do not trespass.


I am not sure if this was a real offer in the first place.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Who Is Rich !?

WHO IS RICH?

Today I saw a post on my Facebook feed.

In the post, there was a question – “Who is Rich?”

Scenario:

A woman was travelling in car. Suddenly her 5 year old child starts crying. She knew that he wants milk. So she stopped car at nearby 5 Star Hotel.

*Lady enters the hotel along with her baby.

Lady: Sir! Please please give me milk for my baby.

Manager: Mam! Here is your milk.

Lady: How much does it cost?

Manager: Rs 70.

*Gives money and left the hotel.

On the way her baby starts crying again. This time the lady didn’t see any hotel nearby. Suddenly she saw a small shop. Owner of the shop was very poor and old.

*Lady went to shop to inquire about milk.

Lady: Uncle do you have milk? I have to feed my baby.

Uncle(owner of shop) : Of Course!

*Gives baby feeder to lady after filling it.

Lady: How much does it cost?

Uncle : I don’t need any money. Why will I charge for some milk for this cute baby? You can take it for free.

*Lady starts convincing the man to take money but he refuses.

Lady: Thanks for milk.

Now after reading both the instances, you may already know who the rich person is?

Manager of 5 star Hotel or the Poor Man?

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