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This Quotes made me smile today with its hilarious description of meaning to words.
- Sex – Like math: you add the bed, subract the clothes, divide the legs and pray you don’t multiply.
- Headphones – A socially acceptable “I’m ignoring you” device.
- Study – The act of texting, eating and watching TV with an open textbook nearby.
- Bae – A Danish word for poop. Also used by people on the internet it means baby, sweetie etc.
- Irony – Dropping your iPhone in Apple juice.
- Bisexual – The ability to reach down someone’s pants and be satisfied with whatever you find.
- Argument – A discussion that occurs when the women is right, and continues until the man realise it.
- Last but not least, Secret – Something you tell everybody to tell nobody.
It made you smile too, didn’t it? Now it’s your turn to return the favour through positive comments👏