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Healing miracle:

Life savior:

did you hear sound? yes that was this 😉 :

Beyond the bounds:

I can notice apple sales graph down , now kidneys are selling for HIFIMAN

Last but not least:

PS: Reading this question subjected to personal risk, and i am not responsible for any injuries while laughing.

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some of the funniest sign boards found only in India❗

 

 

 

 

 

In Hindi “TATTI” means poop.


Update: I didn’t know I had these on my facebook album. But, all of them are unique and fun. Here you go –

Nothing is permanent? Seems legit.


This is the cause of inflation.


I’ll become truck when I grow up.


Text: “चोर बनिये की दुकान” – “Thief Baniye’s(Baniya is one of the castes in India) shop”.


Here is the whole text written translation(Cell phone number is in words for security reasons)-

Cold water, newspaper and phone services are free for traveling in this auto rickshaw.

10% discount for senior citizens.

The guest is God

Get the auto rickshaw from home – Nine Two One Two Two Five Nine Seven Five Seven
Six Four Five One One One Nine Eight

Honored by the Honorable Minister of Transport Auto Rickshaw Driver.


Only in India.


Here is the translation:

In red color: “50 bucks fine on vomiting”

Rest of the text:

“Waiter’s service charge will be separate.

protect your own belongings.

Canteen’s people and waiter….”


I am not a big fan of soft drinks after seeing this.


Anything is possible in India if you have money.


I am not sure how to translate this one. But it goes something like this: “Life’s screwed, still boasting”


Translation: “Please do not share the knowledge here. Here are all knowledgable.”


Translation:
“Note:-
5 bucks for address enquiry.
And 10 bucks for taking you to the place”


Indian version of volvo maybe.


Why am I not surprised by this milestone?


Am I missing something here?


Do not trespass.


I am not sure if this was a real offer in the first place.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Who Is Rich !?

WHO IS RICH?

Today I saw a post on my Facebook feed.

In the post, there was a question – “Who is Rich?”

Scenario:

A woman was travelling in car. Suddenly her 5 year old child starts crying. She knew that he wants milk. So she stopped car at nearby 5 Star Hotel.

*Lady enters the hotel along with her baby.

Lady: Sir! Please please give me milk for my baby.

Manager: Mam! Here is your milk.

Lady: How much does it cost?

Manager: Rs 70.

*Gives money and left the hotel.

On the way her baby starts crying again. This time the lady didn’t see any hotel nearby. Suddenly she saw a small shop. Owner of the shop was very poor and old.

*Lady went to shop to inquire about milk.

Lady: Uncle do you have milk? I have to feed my baby.

Uncle(owner of shop) : Of Course!

*Gives baby feeder to lady after filling it.

Lady: How much does it cost?

Uncle : I don’t need any money. Why will I charge for some milk for this cute baby? You can take it for free.

*Lady starts convincing the man to take money but he refuses.

Lady: Thanks for milk.

Now after reading both the instances, you may already know who the rich person is?

Manager of 5 star Hotel or the Poor Man?

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Shate_The_Load

I bought a Shirt one month ago and since then I have washed that shirt quite a number of times. Today, when I was ironing that shirt, I read the washing instruction tag and here is what it read:

CAN BE WASHED BY BOTH MEN AND WOMEN.

# Share_the_load

It is a simple yet powerful attempt to break stereotypes that only women should do the laundry.

Yes, I wash my clothes by myself.

 

Elements Of Life

This one is very elemental and beautifully explains the concept of human life ,death and its insignificance. It captures the futile human effort for other things in life rather than “living in the moment” and “letting it go with the flow”.

It refers to a concept in Hinduism called PanchBhoot .
which is basis for all cosmic creation. According to this philosophy ,human body is made up of five elements – Earth ,Water ,Air ,Fire ,Aether.

“Anasir” mentioned in the couplet is Urdu word for Panch Bhoot.

Its by famous poet Brij Narayan Chakbast

 

 

 

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Do Hindus feel victimized in India due to secularism?

This is Mecca

This is Medina

This is Al Aqsa Mosque

Above are the Top three Holy places of Islam.

These are considered as Heritage of Islam and their beauty is impeccable. We are awed by its beauty and the historical narrative which has taken place within these majestic buildings.

The prestige of a religion is often connected to the visual images of the holy sites.

These are not merely buildings but a symbol of their Religion and the faith of their followers.

And it should be because in every religion allmen have a natural and indefeasible right to worship Almighty God according to the dictates of their own conscience. No person shall be compelled to attend, erect, or support any place of worship, or maintain any form of worship, against his consent.

Now we have this also

Ram Janambhomi Temple (Birth place of lord Rama)

Krishna Janabhomi temple (Birth place of lord Krishna) and Shahi Idgah Mosque constructed over a part of Krishna Janam bhomi temple

This is Kashi Vishwanath Temple remains and Gyanvapi Mosque over it, though a new temple is constructed but not in its original place and without original Shivlinga.

The above mentioned three sites is like mecca and medina of Hindu religion.

Now anything which I will write will be considered Fascist or a sign of Hindu Extremisim or Intolerance.

But one thing ‘A picture is worth a thousand words’

Thank you.

I am secular….

Waste of Money : My Thought

Some people buy large shampoo bottles thinking that it will cost them less money as compared to the Sachets. So let’s debunk this myth 😉

Spending on these Shampoo bottles is absolute waste of money. Don’t agree? Let’s do simple maths:

Bottle quantity is 180 ml and is priced at Rs.110 ( Original price is listed as Rs.155 and then striked-through to portray it as a discount of Rs. 45 which is again a marketing gimmick to attract naive customers).

Now if you divide the quantity of shampoo with its price you will get the quantity per unit price as-

180/110 → 1.64 ml of shampoo for every single Rupee you spent. Simple, right?

Now see the same simple maths for the same product, but in a Sachet instead of a bottle.

This sachet is for the same product of Pantene and is priced at Rs. 3 per packet of 7ml quantity (quantity is 7ml, couldn’t find a pic of quantity but can be verified )

Quantity of shampoo per unit price:

= 7/3 → 2.33 ml for every single Rupee that you will spend. It means you get 0.69 ml quantity of shampoo more for every single rupee. Hence, it is proved that you get more quantity in Sachets not in bottles which is the common notion.

I want to make it clear that this answer is just to debunk the myth that buying in bottle saves you money. I know some people will still go for a bottle instead of a sachet because it is easier to use (relatively) and they are now so used to it to even change the habit.

The saving is quite minuscule but as the adage goes: A penny saved is a penny earned. Just another perspective.

 Save more 💰 Earn More !

Smile: It improves face value

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This Quotes made me smile today with its hilarious description of meaning to words.

  • Sex – Like math: you add the bed, subract the clothes, divide the legs and pray you don’t multiply.
  • Headphones – A socially acceptable “I’m ignoring you” device.
  • Study – The act of texting, eating and watching TV with an open textbook nearby.
  • Bae – A Danish word for poop. Also used by people on the internet it means baby, sweetie etc.
  • Irony – Dropping your iPhone in Apple juice.
  • Bisexual – The ability to reach down someone’s pants and be satisfied with whatever you find.
  • Argument – A discussion that occurs when the women is right, and continues until the man realise it.
  • Last but not least, Secret – Something you tell everybody to tell nobody.

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Why should be BJP in 2019

Let me make things simpler for you. Let us assume there are 100 eligible voters who will be voting in 2019 General elections.

  • So, according to the Forbes report 2017 (July) 73 people have faith in current BJP government.

Government trust levels are generally determined by whether or not people consider their government stable and reliable, if it’s able to protect its citizens from risk and whether it can effectively deliver public services.

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  • More than 60 voters are currently living in BJP (BJP alliance) ruled states.

Going by the Census 2011 data, the NDA states’ population tally (740.1 million) is now nearly seven times that of the states ruled by the Congress and its allies (107.2 million).

Considering the mean of 73 and 60, more than 66 people are going to vote for BJP. Removing another 6 people, considering political uncertainty and inconsistency, atleast 60 people are going to vote for BJP.

In 2014, BJP got 31.3% Votes and got 51.9% seat share in the house [Interestingly, Congress with 19.5% votes got just 8.1% seat share in the house]. In order to become the official opposition party in India, a party must gain 10% of the seats (54 seats) in the LokSabha; however, the Congress was unable to attain this number. Considering political mathematics, absence of official opposition and Modi’s increased popularity, even with 50 people (50% vote share) will result in 70% seat share (380 seats out of 543) for BJP+ (NDA).

So even a Mahagatbandhan (with lack of official opposition) is unlikely to turn things around!

TIME speaks!

Further read- Arpit Tiwari’s answer to Why do people hate Indian National Congress?

 

Karma: Existence !

Karma literally means action in Sanskrit, It does exist because man can’t exist without action. And it’s not really easy to understand like the law every action has an equal and opposite reaction. Because if you kill somebody,then he cannot kill you back.

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It’s a very subtle phenomenon and you can’t keep the track of it as you perform actions every moment of your life.Every next moment is a result of your previous moments, if you think in a certain way you are going to act in a certain way. You can see this in yourself. Karma does not produce reactions it produces results.

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